Eid Mubarak SMS

Category: Husband Wife SMS

Definition of a happy couple

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Definition of a happy couple

He does what She wants
and
She does what She want’s

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The Relationship between a Husband and Wife

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The Relationship between a
Husband and Wife is PsychoLogical,
One is Psycho and other is Logical.

99% bivia’n apne shohar k dosto’n ko

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99% bivia’n apne shohar k dosto’n ko
sakhat na-pasand karti hen. survey report

100% shohar apni bivi ki sahellio’n ko
be-had pasand karte hen. jawabi survey

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Na jane, guzre gi kia, dill pe

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Na jane, guzre gi kia, dill pe kai-si wo ghari ho gi
Suna he! darmia’n hooro’n ke begham bhi ghari ho gi.

Hold Your Wife’s hand in the Mall

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Hold Your Wife’s hand in the Mall
Because if You let go,
She will start shopping.
IT LOOKS ROMANTIC,
But it’s actually ECONOMIC.

Husband Wife funny SMS

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Wife: farz karo mein tumhari har bat manu or samjhon to??
Husband: Hansty hansty zameen par gir gia….
Wife: Kia hoa…..?
Husband: Mujh se to farz hi nai ho raha!

Shadi se pehlly har mard

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Shadi se pehlly har mard apni bivi ko
be-pannah chahta he or Shadi k baad
sirf pannah chahta he

Bivi ki soch! Husband Wife funny SMS

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Mian Bivi apne kamre men khamosh bathe thy.

Bivi ki soch:
Qun yeh mujh se baat nai kar rahe?
Kia yeh 2dosri shadi k bare men soch rahe hen?
Kia yeh kisi or ko chahte hen?
Kia mein moti ho gai hon?

Shohar ki soch:
Agar is se baat ki to kahin paise hi na mang le!

Two golden rules to a happy marriage

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Two golden rules to a happy marriage:

1.The wife is always right.
2.When you feel she is wrong
slap yourself & read rule number 1 again.

Har Shadi-Shuda Mard

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Har Shadi-Shuda Mard ki Zindagi k 2 eham massalle

Ghar waqat par ponch jao to khana garam or bivi thandi mile gi
or agar
Ghar dair se poncho to khana thanda or bivi garam mile gi

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