Eid Mubarak SMS

Category: Funny/Jokes Urdu SMS

Naye Saal ki Dua, Joke SMS

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2016 ki Dua

Allah Tala her kanwari larki ko
sabka sadar jitna kamao’o or
mojuda sadar jitna khamosh shohar ata kare.
ameen

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Qaim Ali Shah sab funny joke SMS

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Misri Government ne is baat ki sakhti se tadeed ki he
Jis k mutabik aajkal facebook par likha ja raha he keh

“Sain Qaim Ali Shah firon class fellow the”
Misri government k tarjman ne firon ka birth certificate
paish karte hoe bataya he keh

“jab firon paida hoa tha us wakat sain Qaim Ali Shah sab
matric pass kar chuke the”

Qaim Ali Shah Joke SMS

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Changaiz khan se kisi ne pocha!
“kia aap ne kabhi kisi par reham kia”
To us ne jawab dia!
“Sindh mein ik shaks Qaim Ali Shah ko
mein ne bazurg jan kar chord dia tha”

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ik wakeel chahta he keh

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ik wakeel chahta he keh aap kissi masly mein phans jaen
ik doctor chahta he keh aap bimar ho jaen
police wala chahta he keh aap mujrim hon
teacher yeh chahta he keh aap kund-zehn student hon
or kafan banane wala sochta ho ga keh aap mar hi jaen

lakin aap yakeen karen gy keh!…..
Sirf ik chor ya ik daku hi chahta he keh aap kush-haal or daulatmand hon.

Wife Nahi Wi Fi

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Pathan ny ik admi ko sms kia
Sorry Sir: men ap ka Parosi hon or mene
Apka Wife Ko din raat istamal kia tha

Sir yeh baat Ap ko kabi pta na chalti lekin men apny
Ap sy boht Sharminda Hon is liay apna Gunah Ap ko bata raha hon.
Men ab Islamabad Shift ho Raha hn,
ho sakay to mujhy Maaf kar dena plz……..

Aadmi Usi waqt apny Ghar gaya or Apni Wife ko goli Mar di.

Kuch dair baad pathan ka ik or message aya,
Sorry Sir: Spelling men Mistake ho gaya,
Wife Nahi Wi Fi istamal karta tha.

mehboba k mathe ka vatt

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chingchi rickshaw ka cutt
or
mehboba k mathe ka vatt

ache achon k hosh urda deta he!

Nikah k baad dulha molvi se

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Nikah k baad dulha molvi se – aap ki fees?
Molvi: bivi ki khubsurti k mutabik dedo
dulha ne 100 ka note dia,
Molvi ko bohat gussa aaya!
achanak hawa se dulhan ka ghounghat oth gia,
Molvi muskra kar bola: beta ye lo bakaya 80 rupy.

Nikah-e-mard-e-moman, Funny Poetry SMS

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Hoi shadi to paon mein pari hen itni zanjeeren
Kabhi begam k nakhre kabhi bagham ki takriren

Samajh aane lagi iqbal k missron ki tafseeren
Nikah-e-mard-e-moman se badal jati hen takdiren

Sirf wo karo jo dil kahe

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Hamesha apni pasand k raste par chalo,
Apne ilfaz mein bat karo,
Sirf wo karo jo dil kahe,
Phir dekhna 1ik din sari dunia kahe gi.
“AE BEGHARAT KISE DI NAI SUNDA”

Teacher: Tumhen pata hy

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Teacher: Tumhen pata hy humary purvaj bandar thy.

Student: Tumhary hongy Humary to Chaudhary thy.

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