Eid Mubarak SMS

Category: Funny/Jokes Hindi SMS

Dr. ne patient ki patni ko

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Dr. ne patient ki patni ko thora alag kar k kaha!
“aap k pati theek ho sakte hen, agar aap in ko koi tension na den,
un ka khial rakhen or un ki dill-o-jaan se khidmat karen”
Patni wapis aai to patient pati ne pocha? ‘dr. ne kia kaha’
Patni ne bezari se kaha ‘dr. ne jawab de-dia he.

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Apni ghalti par hanssna

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Apni ghalti par hanssna aap ki zindagi
ko lamba kar deta he. “shakespeare

Apni patni ki ghalti par hanssna aap ki zindagi
ko mukhtassar kar deta he. “wife shakespeare

Daikh Bhai – Over Na Ho

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Daikh Bhai – Over Na Ho

Larki pyari honi chahiye
patli to chipkali bhi hoti he

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Kash Tum meri bakri hoti

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Kash Tum meri bakri hoti

Mein Tum ko ghass khilata
or piyar sy Tumhary seeingh pakarta
or puchta pagal kon hy
Tum ya Mein
or Tum piyar sy bolti Mein mein men mn…

Sardar ji aap ky Ghar Larka paida hoa-hy

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Nurse: Sardar ji aap ky Ghar Larka paida hoa-hy
Sardar Ji: Wah-ji-wah kia jadeed technology hy
Bivi meri hospital mein admit hy or
Larka mery Ghar mein paida hoa hy

Sardar Park mein baitha tha

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Sardar Park mein baitha tha.
Dost: Sardar ji kia kar rahy ho?

Sardar Badllah ly-raha hon!
Dost: Kiss sy?
Sardar: Waqat ny Mujhy barbad kia
Ab mein waqat barbad kar raha hon.

1ik Doctor ki shadi thi.

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1ik Doctor ki shadi thi.

Doctor:
Papu sy mujhy koi aisa mashwara do keh meri shadi different lagy.

Papu:
Tum Doctor ho tumhari shadi Doctor’s style mein honi chahye!

Doctor wo kaisy?
Papu: Baraat Ambulance mein
shadi Hospital mein
Or Photo Session X-ray sy hona chahye.

Begham Tum 3 ghanty sy

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Husband:
Begham Tum 3 ghanty sy darwazy
par khari kis sy baten kar rahi thi?

Wife:
Meri dost thi be-chari bohat masroof hy,
us k pass andar aany k-liye time nai tha.

Larka apni door ki anti k ghar gia

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Larka apni door ki anti k ghar gia, wohen raat hoi to ruk gia.
Anti ny kaha agar dar lag-raha hy to chand k room mein so-ja.
Larka: Nai anti mein yahin theek hon.

Agly rooz subho 1ik bohat khoobsurat larki chaaye ly-kar aai

Larka: Tum kon ho?
Larki: Mein Chaand hon or aap?
Larka: Mein pagal-da-puttar…

Gadha: Mera malik mujhy bohat marta hy!

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Gadha: Mera malik mujhy bohat marta hy!
Kuta: To tum bhaag Qun nai jaty?

Gadha: Malik ki 1ik bohat khoobsurat beti hy
Jab wo parti nai to wo kehta hy
Teri shadi Gadhy sy karwa don ga.

Bas issi umeed par rooka hoa hon

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