Eid Mubarak SMS

Category: Fool/Insult SMS

Ankhon mn shrafat, chaal mn nazakat

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Ankhon mn shrafat, chaal mn nazakat
dil mn sachai, phir kyon na boly
ap ko hr ladki > mera bhai mera bhai!

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Aj kl tm mushkurati bahut ho

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Aj kl tm mushkurati bahut ho
Mery dil ko bhati bahut ho
Dil kehta hy ly Jaun tumhein dinner py
Pr suna hy tum khati bahut ho.

Najany kub aap T.V. pr aa jayein

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Hum aap ko dekhny ki chahat rakhty hn,
Aap ki hr bat dil mn chupaye rekhty hn,
Najany kub aap T.V. pr aa jayein,
ic-iliye din raat Cartoon Network lagay rekhty hn!

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3teen dost thy Kallu, Billu r Ull00.

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3teen dost thy Kallu, Billu r Ull00.
Kallu 7th mn padh ra hy
Billu 5th mn padh ra hy
Ull00 yeh message padh ra hy

Bachpan se hi kamine ho, Teasing SMS

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya haiā€¦
ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Paydaishi pagal ki 4 nishanian!!!!

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Paydaishi pagal ki 4 nishanian!!!!
1-seedhey hath mein mobile pakray ga.
2-anguthey se button dabaye ga.
3-massage parh k hansey ga.
4-soche ga k kisko send krun!

Phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko!

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Aankhon mein shrafat
Chaal mein nazakat
dil main sachaii
chehre main safai
phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko,
mera bhai
mera bhai

Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi

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Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…
Aajib Tera Style Hai…
Naak P0chne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haath00n Main Mobile Hai

Vitamin ki kami hai!

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Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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Medicine istimaal ki kar tujhy bachpan sy hi
—- vitamin ki kami hai—-

You are A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L

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You are -A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-

A-adorable
B-brilliant
C-cute
D-dashing
E-exciting
F-fantastic
G-gr8
H-humorous
I-intelligent
J-Joke K-kaisa L-laga!

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