Eid Mubarak SMS

Category: Flirt Hindi/Urdu SMS

Mom: Tumhen koi larki passand he?

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Mom: Tumhen koi larki passand he?

He ji ammi

Mom: Us ko bata dena tumhara rishta
tumhari khala ki beti se ho chuka he.

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Agar aap ki girlfriend he to

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Agar aap ki girlfriend he to
usse kuch paise udhaar le-lo..
kabhi chord kar nai jayegi.

Main tumhary sanam ko chhu kr b a giya

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Ab un-ki mohabbat mn ye alam a giya
Thandi hawa ka jhonka b hmen jala giya
Kehta hy ap yaha tarasty hi reh gaye
Main tumhary sanam ko chhu kr b a giya

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Ho sakta hy wo ap ki manzil na ho

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Ki c ki chahat mn itni pagal na ho
Ho sakta hy wo ap ki manzil na ho
Uski muskurahat ko mohabbat na smjhna!
Kahin muskurana us ki ada na ho!…

If u read this sms, u owe me a hug

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If u read this sms, u owe me a hug
If u delete it, u owe me a kiss
If u save it, u owe me a date
If u reply 2me, u owe me ‘all of the above’
But if u ignore, u r mine!
So plan ur move accordingly!

Girl – Please don’t upload ur DP picture on Whatsapp

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Girl – Please don’t upload ur DP picture on Whatsapp.
Boy – But why?
Girl – The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!

girlfriend ko apni palkon pr bitha lo

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girlfriend ko apni palkon pr bitha lo
dy k khushi us k sary gum chura lo
piyar kro uski saheli k samny itna k
uski saheli bi aaa k kahy Janu!
mujy bi pata lo……
mujy bi pata lo……

Kaisi ho Janu, tm mujhy miss kr rai hogi.

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Kaisi ho Janu, tm mujhy miss kr rai hogi to socha k call kr loon?






Wife: r subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kiya tha?
Itna hi pyar aa ra tha toh ladai kari hi kyun thi subah subah?





Husband: Silent —- thinking Kambakhat yeh to ghar ka number lag giya

Girls L00k Beautiful

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Why Do Girls L00k Beautiful?
is it real r due 2make-up?
All false!
Girls L00k Beautiful Bcz,



Boys have good IMAGINATION

Boy – I love you.

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Boy – I love you.
Girl – I dont love you. boy -r you sure.
Girl – yeah!
Boy – waiter bring bill 4me alone.
Girl – a a a I love you2.

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