Eid Mubarak SMS

Category: Facebook SMS

Jin logo’n ki taange Nikah k waqat

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Jin logo’n ki taange Nikah k waqat kanp rahin hoti hen
keh kahen nikah-khuan hum se kalmmy hi na sun ly!
Wo log facebook par logo’n ko
dini massael bata rahe hote hen.

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bandar jesi shakal ki selfie

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Achi shakal na ho to koi masla nai hy,
lakin bandar jesi shakal ki selfie ly kar,
70 logo’n ko TAG karna khuli dehshitgardi hy!

khud ki ‘selfie’ nikalna

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khud ki ‘selfie’ nikalna chand second ka kaam he,
Lakin
khud ki ‘image’ banany mein zindagi guzar jati he!

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Har wo larki jo

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Har wo larki jo bohat ziada friend request se tang hen
Wo apni asli display picture lagaen

Facebook par apni id

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Maa-Bap ko baty ki kitni khwaish hoti hy.
Kittnni mannaton-muradon k baad Beta hota hy
or wo! Nalaeik
Facebook par apni id bana kar larki ban jata hy.

2015 ki Teachers SMS

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2015 ki Teachers Marks kam aany par

Kal apny mummi-papa ko school ly kar aana
warna tumhara test result facebook par post kar-ky
Tumhary mummi-papa ko Tag kar dun gi.

Facebook par wo Log

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Facebook par wo Log bhi danish-war bany howy hen
Jin ko apny ghar men zarroori bat kart waqat
Room sy bahir nikaal dia jata hy

Sab sy achi selfie, Joke SMS

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Sab sy achi selfie to police waly ly sakty hen!

Qun-keh

Qanoon k hath bohat lamby hoy hen

Aaj to maa ny saf-saf keh dia, Joke SMS

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Aaj to maa ny saf-saf keh dia keh beta
tumhaari bivi to main aisi laaoun gi jo
facebook istimaal na karti ho.

Facebook par 4 ids, Facebook Funny SMS

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Bacha: Dad men aap ko ik baat batana chahta hon
Dad: han bolo…..?
Bacha: men ny Facebook par 4 ids banai howi hen,
Dad: nalaeq or koi kaam nai tery pass,
lakin tu yeh mujhy qun nai bata raha.
Bacha masoomiyat sy: Dad aap jis Shazia ko ik mah sy
patany ki koshish kar rahy hen wo men hi to hon.

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