Eid Mubarak SMS

Category: Double Meaning SMS

Suhaag raat ko dulha bola

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Suhaag raat ko dulha bola>
Priya bolo, aaj tujhy chand py ly jaun ya taaron mn?
Dulhan – Pehly apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.

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Difference between good girls & bad girls.

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Difference between good girls & bad girls.
Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere,
Bt bad girls open all buttons 2make the atmosphere hot.

Sorry ma gande msg nai bhejta

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Raat k 1 bjay
1 admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gaya
usay bed pe litaya
phr
kamre ki lite buja di
b.v k pas gaya
or
so gya
Sorry ma gande msg nai bhejta.’

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UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein

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Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi,
Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”’..

1 Larka or larki ki shadi hui to..

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. .1 Larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi
un
ka
bacha
hua
khana
kharab hogya.
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:..

Teri Soch ko Salam hy.

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‘Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga
Mainy libas apna utar dia
Or tre Jism se lipat gya
Yehi mera kam hy
SANI-PLAST mra naam hy:)
Teri Soch ko Salam hy.

OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA.

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Jb Daalney Laga Me To
Thori Pareshan Thi Wo
Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo
Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi Wo
Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo
Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo.
;OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA;

GIRL:Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi

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‘GIRL:Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi
BOY:Nhi agr tm chak mara to me kya kruga?
GIRL:Tm Dosri kulfi Le Lena
Maza Awami Kha Badami.’——>>>>

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha

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Un dino kafi dar lgta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kodna
uff
bahar jana
geelay pan ka dar….
Phr mjy mila
bas 25 RS me
MOBILE COVER
ab barish k dino me b azadi se apna mobile hr wqt
apne 7 rkh skti or enjoy kr skti hn:
Lekin 1 dafa phr apki soch ko salam hy…>

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se

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3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se
kehta hai Mai
apko kesa lagta hun….??
.
Miss: so sweet
. Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju……??
.
Miss: wo q ??
. Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage
chalaye…
.
Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O–
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Baccha .
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Tution padhane ke liye…, miss aap
bhi na Qasam
se TV dekh dekh k kharab ho gai
hain…..

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