Eid Mubarak SMS

Category: Computer SMS

computer men window, Joke SMS

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Sardar dukan-dar sy: Yaar ik hathora or keel dena!

Dukan-dar: Ary sardar ji yeh computer ki dukan hy
in cheezon ka kia kaam?

Sardar: Ooy Yaar mujhy computer men window lagani hy.

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Pyar k icon py kbhi to double click karo

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Lakhon hungy nigah mn, kbi mjhy b pick karo
Mery pyar k icon py kbhi to double click karo.

Ur file not found.

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Kal Jub milay thay to dil mn hua ik sound
r aaj milay to kehty ho ur file not found.

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Life b4 Computer

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Life b4 Computer
Window was a square hole in a room.
Application was something written in paper.
Mouse was an animal
Keyboard was a Piano

Supper Computer SMS

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They say that the new super computer knows everything
A skeptical man came & asked the computer
Where is my father?
The computer bleeped for a short while, & then
came back with — Your father is fishing in Michigan
The skeptical man said triumphantly
u see? I knew this was nonsense.
My father has been dead for twenty years
-No- replied the super computer immediately.
-ur mother’s husband has been dead 4twenty years.
ur father just landed a three pound trout.

Girl & Window SMS

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Girl & Window SMS

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains
She tells the salesman,
“I would like 2buy a pink curtain in
the size of my computer screen
The surprised salesman replies,
-But, madam; computers do not have curtains-
nd the blonde said;
“Hell00000—–I’have got Windows.

Software Engineering SMS

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‘The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men
the ratio of male 2female software engineers is on the
order of 15 to 1. This makes it pretty easy for women 2find
potential mates among their peers. However, software types
have a well-earned reputation for being… a little strange.

While discussing the prospect of working in the software industry
1woman commented 2another:
-The odds are good, but the goods are odd-

A person turned on the computer

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A person turned on the computer
without a keyboard plugged in
When she turns on the computer,
the computer finds out that there is
no keyboard attached and it gives a
“Keyboard Error” message.
She then asks “Why did it give
me a keyboard error?
There is n’t even a keyboard attached?

Muskan ko SENT SMS

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Hansi ko INBOX
Ansu ko OUTBOX
Gusay ko HOLD
Muskan ko SENT
Help ko OK
Dil ko VIBRAT kro
Phir dekho zindgi ki RING TONE
kesi pyari mehsus ho gi.

Dear Computer User SMS

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Dear Computer User


I Do Appreciate ur Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys of Keyboard
Bt
1 question


Why do u Press All Keys Softly & Hit me
With all ur Power?


urs sincerely,
ENTER Key…..

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